Two Black Shoes

I was running late for work so I grabbed two black shoes and headed out. It wasn’t until half the day was gone that I was looking down at my feet, and noticed that while I had two black shoes — they were completely different in style.

Duh…. that’s what happens when you’re in a hurry and a bit stressed. Good thing is, nobody noticed the shoes except for myself.

Here are few quotes to help make your two-black-shoe day:

 

“What’s your dream job? Well, in my dreams, I don’t work.”

Unknown

 

“There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

– Henry Kissinger

 

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”

– Unknown

 

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

– Pearl Bailey

 

“My planner has goals; my alarm has hope. I have coffee.”

– Unknown. (I would add chocolate to this quote.)

 

“My brain has too many tabs open.”

– Unknown.  (This is one of my favorites.)

 

“Some days, the best thing about the job is that the chair spins.”

– Unknown

 

“Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.”

– Unknown.  (I can so relate to this.)

 

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.”

– Robert Frost.  (I would add 12 plus hours and 24/7/365)

 

While looking at my two black shoes, I noticed that I really could use some new ones.

Adding shoe shopping to my “to do” list.