Happy Valentine’s Day

Thought I would pass along some jokes to go along with the Valentine card or gift you give to that special someone. The towing and recovery industry can be hard on relationships. Take time to make the ones you love smile today.

• What did the paper clip say to the magnet? “I find you very attractive.”
• Why did the husband get his wife a kitten for Valentine’s Day? He thought it was the purrfect present.
• What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you.”
• Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards? His heart wasn’t in it.
• What’s Cupid’s favorite band? Kiss.
• What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
• I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture. But when I got home the tables were turned.
• What did the calculator say to the pencil? “You can count on me.”
• How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
• What did one oar tell the other oar? “This is so row-mantic.”
• How can you get arrested on Valentine’s Day? For stealing someone’s heart.
• What did one flame say to another on Valentine’s Day? “We’re a perfect match.”
• How did the whale ask the other whale on a Valentine’s date? “Whale you be mine?”
• What do you call a ghost’s sweetheart? A ghoul-friend.
• Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas be mine.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Disguise. Disguise who? Disguise is your boyfriend.
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?
• Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bea. Bea who? Bea my Valentine.